And so it begins

I have started my travelling adventure. I don’t know long long for, but it has indeed begun! There were no tears when saying goodbye to Mum and Dad before security at Manchester airport, but my whole body felt awkward saying goodbye and walking away. It felt wrong. My legs suddenly felt all weak and shaky.

Plane was an hour late. I’m sat in the departure lounge, munching on snacks. I want to write exactly how I feel in a coherent way but I’m struggling. There are too many thoughts merged into one…

– what the heck am I doing
– goodness I’m excited
– I hope mum and dad aren’t killing each on the M25 #BackseatDriver
– that Chloe perfume I sprayed in duty free smells lovely
– I hope I sit next to someone good looking on the plane and they think ‘wow! she smells great.’
– ew we’re all gonna be smelling gross after 40 hours of travelling though
– am I going to get lonely?
– what if I literally make no friends
– I hope mum and dad are alright
– and Syd (world’s greatest dog)
– this flapjack is tasty
– oh god what if my backpack doesn’t make it to Auckland
– oh god… The rape alarm
– what if the rape alarm that mum got me goes off and they destroy my bag cos they think it’s a bomb
– I hope there’s not an actual bomb
– change thoughts, change thoughts!
– I wonder what the weather will be like
– oh shit I don’t think I packed my retainers…

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It’s Thursday 6am. I’ve been travelling non-stop since Tuesday afternoon. I can’t be bothered to work out how many hours that is, but it’s a long time.
On the plane about an hour ago, I told the 70-something-year-old lady that I’m sat next to, that I could see land. She got excited. “Where!? Where!?”
I then rubbed my sleepy eyes and had to apologise for my mistake. It wasn’t land at all. It was the wing. We were both in stitches laughing.
I’m yet to ask her name but we’ve spent a few hours talking (I’ve got my own little bet going on in my mind because she looks like a Pat). She’s from Liverpool, she has an 11 year old border collie cross called Brandy. She used to live in NZ when she was younger, then she married a New Zealander, the love if her life. Sadly, he passed away 7 years ago. This will be the first time she has been out there since.

I think she’s glad I’m sitting next to her. I repeat to her the things the air-hosts say like, “milk or sugar?” And I softly nudge her if she’s asleep and the food comes around. It took me a few minutes at breakfast. I thought she’d died. She hadn’t.

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I’m finally in the departure gate at Auckland, waiting for my flight to Wellington. Goodness, Auckland was a bit of a nightmare. I imagined it would be small and quiet but it was rammed! My heart raced itself silly as I waited for my bag to show. Must have been the last one on the conveyer belt. Such a classic.

Let out a big depressed sigh as I found out Pat’s name was Lynn.

NZ is quite strict on what you can bring in. You have to declare food, medications, have you been on a farm in the last 30 days? Etc.
Any misleading / incorrect information could result in a fine between $400 – $100,000. ‘Jeepers!’ As Joe would say (see California diary, 2015).

After asking directions for domestic flights, a bit of panic set in… There were so many people! It was a long way to go and I didn’t have a great deal of time. Taking pity on my cute, lost face, the lady in official uniform whispered, “follow me.” She lead me to the front of the ginormous queue. Amazing!

X-Ray, bomb-check-scan, declaration and then checking in and bag drop. It was all this DIY check in malarkey like at the Tesco Express nowadays. It was confusing and I’m convinced my bag won’t be there to meet me in Wellington.

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All is good. Backpack and Liv are in Wellington.

And so it begins!

Premature Post

I imagined the last few days before travelling would be rather glamorous. I’d be wined & dined by my nearest & dearest. I’d be taken out to my favourite bars and restaurants and I’d have to dig out my favourite dress and the GHD straighteners in order to look acceptable in all the #goodbye #safetrip selfies that would be plastered all over my Facebook wall.

Instead I’ve been in my pajamas for 3 days straight and I think I’ve just over-dosed on Lemsip.

I wasn’t going to post anything until I had reached New Zealand. Why would you want to hear about boring old England anyway? Truth is, I couldn’t resist sharing the beautiful image of my matted hair, puffy eyes and soggy Kleenex.

Actual truth is I’m really bored.

My mind is going a million miles an hour, thinking over what will happen these next few months. A lot of it is what might go wrong — encouraged by my Mum. We call her ‘The Worrier.’ Not only does she lose sleep over the thought of me travelling to the other side of the world (alone). The thought of me spending 40 hours on a plane, infecting other people and ruining their holiday too is also keeping her up at night.

Hoping to avoid sleepless worry for my nearest & dearest was one of the reasons I started this blog. And of course, to document the time of my life.

‘You’ll have the time of your life.’

Everyone has told me that. I’m holding them to it.

Negativity and used tissues aside, I’m ever so excited. I feel very lucky to be travelling the world and can’t wait to share my experiences on here!

Watch this space…